Jessie Nizewitz
Nude

Model and reality star Jessie Nizewitz hit pop culture stardom when she appeared on the racy VH1 reality series Dating Naked. As a nude contestant looking for love, and while looking at her potential suitor’s junk, there are multiple shots of the sun-kissed contestant’s tight rump on display. More importantly, during an impromptu moment of tackle football on the beach, Jessie gives us an uncensored look at her butthole and backburger while flopping in the sand. Thank the censor dude who was asleep at the wheel (or intentionally careless…) for that scene! During production, Jessie claimed that she didn’t have a problem with nudity or getting nude, but because of VH1’s slip up, the defamed dame served them legal papers to the tune of $10 million. That’s $5 million for each hole! Unfortunately for Jessie, the judge dismissed the suit on the grounds that she knew the terms of nudity set by the show. Jessie maintained that she made an oral (hehe) agreement with the producers that her parts would be blurred. Perhaps if that had been put in writing she would have had a case, but no dice. Jessie was even forced to pay the defendants’ legal fees. Unsurprisingly, Jessie never returned to the screen–naked or otherwise. Surprisingly, Jessie died in 2019. Yes, this stunning beauty left the world at a ridiculously young age. Mr. Skin doesn’t know how she died but he hopes it wasn’t related to her skin scandal. Death by nude shame would make him somewhat complicit.